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Barnes & Noble Nook is a Dreadful Failure

by Editor | 20 Comments

I’ve been so waiting with my bated breath and all for this magical Nook machine from Barnes & Noble.  I was in a right dither tonight about an hour and a half ago as I shoved my reading glasses into my pocket, put my regular glasses on my face and piled into my car for the short ride to my nearest Barnes & Noble bookseller.  But I stopped first at the Lenscrafters to run in and have them adjust my frames because my glasses are so new and have been drifting over lopsided all week.  So the woman there fixed them up nicely and shined them good.  Then I drove on toward my Nook encounter.

The store had a lone unit attached to an anti-theft device that scared the hell out of me because I tend to demonstrate new devices to myself until nearby customers think I’m a lunatic and I certainly didn’t want to raise any alarms.  The Nook said, ‘Press the Power Button to Wake Up.’  I spun the device around several times until I located said button embedded in the upper edge of the Nook.  I pressed it.

I waited.

Then I pressed it perhaps fourteen or fifteen times to try and make something wake up.  Then the screen went through a series of blinks, flashes and some rather frightening symbols appeared and then disappeared.  And then the machine said, ‘Press the Power Button to Wake Up.’

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What’s Wrong with Scientology’s Ideas?

by Editor | 2 Comments

I am impervious to the persuasions of all clubs, organizations and religions.  I’ve read the entire Old Testament and know that god has never spoken a single word to any living human being in history.  I’ve been in terribly close proximity to Catholic priests for extended periods of time, argued with them and sat gritting my teeth through their best attempts at mass.  You can burn all the bushes in my backyard and come down the hill with as many tablets as you like and I’ll know you’re a damned fake.  So I can watch L. Ron Hubbard speak through all six parts of the interview above and have not the slightest fear of showing up in a Scientology storefront with my wallet out.  However, I don’t really see anything terribly wrong with what Hubbard says in the interview.  What’s all the Scientology warfare really about?

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Fake Artist Sues Photographer for Taking Pics of Public Sidewalk Art

by Editor | 1 Comment

Some abject fool of an artist named Jack Mackie made a deal with the city of Seattle to embed an artwork called Dancers’ Series: Steps into a sidewalk back in 1979.  Then a photographer named Mike Hipple went and did a logical thing; he took a photograph of a public sidewalk with the artwork in it.  Now the nitwit fraudulent artist is suing him for using his artwork in a photograph!  It’s jackasses like this Mackie dude that need to be put out of business.  By this jerk’s reasoning I would have to pay royalties to all of the architects responsible for the design of every single building in the Manhattan skyline if I took a photograph of New York.  Ridiculous!  This fool is an insult to artists and intellectual property courts all over the country.

The only good thing about this Jack Mackie art is that people get to step on it.

I have an idea for a great photograph.  Someone goes up to Seattle with a jackhammer for a 4:00 am dig-and-run operation then takes a photograph of the hole that’s left and its caption reads, ‘Please Fill This Hole.’

And this would be something to do to every public artwork attached to a moronic lawsuit like Mr. Mackie’s. Every time one of these lawsuits is filed, destroy the artwork. Eventually, corporate midgets like Jack Mackie will go away.

And another thing, Mr. Mackie, I recognize the concrete incorporated in your artwork on the sidewalk.  It’s extremely distinctive.  My uncle owns the mill that made that concrete and he will expect to be compensated for the use of his concrete in your public artwork.  You owe him $600,000.  He’s coming to collect.  His name is Lou.  Smile when you open the door.

Royal Caribbean Cruise Lines Docks Ship for Fun and Sun in Stricken Haiti

by Editor | 6 Comments

Perhaps the most disgusting company on the face of the planet has made itself known today: Royal Caribbean Cruise Lines has docked the cruise ship Independence of the Seas at a private beach in Haiti which is fenced off from the rest of the stricken nation, for some fun and sun along the beach.  The resort beach is about sixty miles from the devastation of Haiti’s earthquake zone and is surrounded by tall fences and armed guards.

Apparently, the cruise line company has excused its shocking act by saying that it delivered some pallets of relief supplies.  So, with millions of people injured, two hundred thousand dead, everything lying in heaps of rubble, this Royal Caribbean company thinks it can dock its ship for fun and NOT pick up survivors or provide beds and rooms for survivors or transportation for survivors.  What Royal Caribbean should be doing is running its ships back and forth to ferry people to hospitals on other islands.  That’s what a responsible company with real sailors in its employ would be doing.  How could a ship’s captain or crew live with itself after behaving in such a monstrous fashion?  How could the passengers not mutiny?  What are the names of the people on board this ship?  Let’s find out and post them on the web.

Ship photo from Bernt Rostad

Haiti May Be Providing Slave Labor to U.S. Corporations

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Haitians Hang French Troops For Their Acts of Cruelty

During the earthquake crisis in Haiti I have continued to ask the same question of my friends: How, in the 21st Century, can a country so close to the richest nation on earth be so poor?  No one seems to have an answer except for Pat Robertson (who is not a friend, by the way) who suggests that the Haitians made a pact with the devil when they made the French leave.  Seems an odd way to refer to a successful uprising against slavery, doesn’t it?

Since the earthquake, I have learned that Haiti was apparently the location of the world’s first successful uprising against slavery.  They fought the French and won.  It is also the world’s oldest black republic.  It is this achievement that a person like televangelist Pat Robertson suggests is a pact with the devil.

But now it seems that U.S. corporations are using Haitian workers in sweatshop factories to manufacture goods at wages of approximately 30 cents per hour.  That must be why the tiny nation is too poor to build things that can withstand earthquakes.  It will be useful to learn how many of these factories or sweatshops/slave camps have collapsed in the earthquake.  I would imagine that there will be some investigation of such places in the near future.  Perhaps the slave trade never really ended at all, but simply changed its name to ‘cheap labor’ or ‘sweatshop’ or ‘globalism.’

Here’s a history of Haiti from Wikipedia.

Here’s an article about the U.S. role in keeping Haiti poor.

Disney has used cheap labor in Haiti.  They say so themselves right here.

I particularly like their response to a question about child labor:

Q. What is your policy on child labor?
A. Our Code of Conduct for Manufacturers prohibits child labor. Companies that make Disney-branded products must sign a contract stating that they do not and will not use child labor. Child is defined as “a person younger than 15 (or 14 where local law allows) or, if higher, the local legal minimum age for employment or the age for completing compulsory education.” If child labor is discovered in a factory, we generally seek to work with the factory, as well as the licensee that uses the factory, to identify the most feasible solution to remedy the situation as quickly as possible. This may include collaboration with government, multilateral institutions, NGOs or other companies that use the factory.

So Disney will ‘seek to work with the factory’ if it finds child labor going on. Am I the only one who’s shocked that a U.S. corporation would print such a statement of its own accord?  Because if it were me finding out about child labor, I would ‘seek to work’ a hammer into someone’s head.  For my part, I can only define very cheap labor in a very poor country where workers are threatened with reprisals if they try to improve their lot as slavery.  In fact, the more I learn about Haiti the less it looks like a country and more like a camp.

Haiti Disaster and Web Responsibility – Or Lack of It

by Cimaxion | 1 Comment

Yesterday, after cruising around the Web to visit my favorite literature, poetry, film and animation web sites and blogs, I went into a profound snit about how some of our most established and respected blogs have totally ignored a major catastrophe that has and is still killing tens of thousands of people in Haiti.  It is an event that makes 9/11 seem almost totally irrelevant.  We, as a nation, spend a great deal of time thinking and talking about 9/11 and its terrorist masterminds – what their plans might be and how to stop them.  But we spend very little time thinking about the events that wipe 50,000 people out of existence within 30 seconds time.  Airport scanners.  Border security.  Laptop searches.  Photographer’s rights.  AT&T/government eavesdropping.  All of these are important, yes.  But we live in a world where people die because the earth simply shrugs them off and buries them in a pile of dirt.  That is truly frightening.  That’s something we should be working to avoid.  We should be thinking more about how to build an earthquake-resistant building than how to take nude pictures of people getting on airplanes because we’re afraid they might have a baggy-bomb shoved up under their crotch.

But what peeved me off yesterday was realizing that some well-established blogs and sites have not even so much as mentioned the Haiti disaster.  No pleas and links for donations.  No blog entries.  No pictures.  Nothing.  Not a peep.  Profound and blissful silence.  As if the tragic events of the world have no place in the literary or artistic sphere.

Some of the major blogs I read have, up to this moment, not made a single mention of the humanitarian crisis going on in Haiti (auto-served ad boxes don’t count in my estimation).  And there’s literary site, The Millions, that has seen fit to mention a video about Haiti in its ‘Curiosities’ section!  Curiosities!  The Haiti event is enormous.  Simply shocking.  Not a ‘curiosity.’  I fully understand that it is not the business of every blog or site to be conveying the news.  Sure, every blogger has his or her focus.  But the Web is the tool they are using and I think they should use it for what it’s good at in a time of crisis.  We are not on the Web to isolate, but rather to connect.  That’s why its called ‘The Web.’  It’s a very simple matter to put a link to an aid organization’s donation page on your site and it truly does help.  The proliferation of those links in times of disaster is actually one of the historic and most marvelous things about the Internet.  In fact, that use of the Internet may be the single greatest possible use behind its existence.  The ability to instantly channel financial assistance to the place where it is most needed cannot be matched by any other possible use of the worldwide network.  If you ignore this use, you have abandoned your simplest duty as a node on the network.

Contrast the behavior of these sites with a site like The Rumpus, which has been featuring Haiti information in its sidebar for days now.  Marvelous and responsible.  The Rumpus is a literary and cultural site that digs deep into some of our best writing, filmmaking, painting and music.  But they also behave as if they are looking at reality.  Someone over there saw a pile of dead people in Haiti and millions more wandering around looking for food and thought it might be a good idea to offer a little of the kind of assistance that the Internet is good at.  Two more sites that show some awareness of what’s going on are Amazon and Powell’s Books.  Two e-commerce sites!  Amazon is the crook in the room for so many literary people and publishers, but they know how to use the Internet, don’t they?  They ask for donations to help the victims of an awful world-changing event.  I am now a big fan of Amazon and of Powell’s.  Contrast the behavior of the listed sites (I have removed the list of sites that angered me – no point in pointing – just need to make the general point) to a site like Boing Boing, which consistently updates its reporting on Haiti with links and videos.  Simple, obvious and responsible Web behavior.

Of course I know that I’m leaving many good sites out.  But I’m writing here about the little circle of sites that I tend to hit on a daily basis.  And I’m mad as hell.  I’m so mad that I would delete those sites off their servers right now had I the button to do so.

Not every crisis in the world can or should be instantly covered by every blog on the Internet.  That would probably be impossible.  But when something wipes out 50,000 people at a stroke and a possible three million more are injured and six million are without food and water, well, you’ve simply got to do the least you can do which is to mention it and put a link to the Red Cross on your bloody home page.  It’s the least you can do.  Get it?

I’ve been trying to enjoy the world of literature and poetry and animation on the Web recently.  I’ve linked to articles here and there on some of these sites.  I’ve tried to make sense of some of the more esoteric and subtle thought processes that go on, especially in the world of poetry.  I think poetry is experiencing some kind of magical flourishing on the Web that is unmatched in its entire history.  But poetry that doesn’t see the pile of dead bodies in the room is written on paper that’s on fire.  Up in smoke.

You want to know how easy it is to help with your blog?  Here you go:

You can donate to the Red Cross International Response Fund.  Also, giving blood is always one of the very best things you can do because it fills the blood banks and can be used almost anywhere.

You can also donate to Doctors Without Borders, which is putting medical personnel on the ground in Haiti to assist in saving lives.

See that?  Now go get your houses in order, because if you don’t, I’m never coming to your damned blogs again.

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