There’s a huge blue whale swimming the internet.  It’s monstrous.  Life-size.  This is no laughing matter.  You should see this thing.  It’s gigantic and blue.  The mouth alone could swallow you whole.  You could probably live inside this creature for a few weeks at least.

Want to see it?  The ginormous blue whale is right here.

The Whale and Dolphin Conservation Society had something to do with perpetrating this gargantuan act of underwater mammal-watching.