{"id":4636,"date":"2010-05-24T23:18:37","date_gmt":"2010-05-25T06:18:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.candlelightstories.com\/?p=4636"},"modified":"2010-05-25T12:33:11","modified_gmt":"2010-05-25T19:33:11","slug":"my-plug-idea-for-the-bp-oil-spill","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/candlelightstories.com\/Blog\/2010\/05\/24\/my-plug-idea-for-the-bp-oil-spill\/","title":{"rendered":"My Plug Idea for the BP Oil Spill"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Plug the hole with a big… you know… plug. There are no ideas coming out of the U.S. government or its bosses at British Petroleum, so why not offer some of our own. I’m pretty good at offering lots of dumb ideas while trying to find a single good one. So here’s my latest dumb idea.<\/p>\n

To modify my idea in the film slightly, I would guess that instead of dropping the plug from chains, you would set the thing down on short legs at the ocean floor and then, when it was aligned with the hole, blow the legs out from under it to drop it into the hole.<\/p>\n

I wonder if there are lots of ideas like this for solving the disaster in the Gulf.\u00a0 I’d be very curious to see what other people are coming up with.<\/p>\n

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After posting my doomsday hole plug idea last night, Scot Monette wrote me a note to point me to this video for his oil spill cleanup product, Petronet<\/em>.\u00a0 It’s a biodegradable cellulose fiber made from ground up garbage.\u00a0 It’s environmentally friendly and it absorbs huge amounts of oil.\u00a0 When a country gets into a situation where it can only elect intellectual midgets to the highest federal offices (yes, I’m referring to our dimwitted President), you need people like this who are thinking on their feet and use their ingenuity to actually make things that help.\u00a0 Look at this video and ask yourself why the Coast Guard is not on the phone with Mr. Monette at this very moment:<\/p>\n

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Plug the hole with a big… you know… plug. There are no ideas coming out of the U.S. government or its bosses at British Petroleum, so why not offer some of our own. I’m pretty good at offering lots of dumb ideas while trying to find a single good one. So here’s my latest dumb […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[290,163],"tags":[1137,1136,1151,1152,1138,1153,1139,1141,1154,1140,1156],"class_list":["post-4636","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-how-to","category-opinion","tag-bp","tag-british-petroleum","tag-deepwater-horizon","tag-drill","tag-gulf-of-mexico","tag-idea","tag-oil","tag-rig","tag-solution","tag-spill","tag-suggestion"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t