{"id":4480,"date":"2010-05-07T17:07:01","date_gmt":"2010-05-08T00:07:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.candlelightstories.com\/?p=4480"},"modified":"2010-05-07T17:07:01","modified_gmt":"2010-05-08T00:07:01","slug":"film-worlds-most-boring-musician-proves-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/candlelightstories.com\/Blog\/2010\/05\/07\/film-worlds-most-boring-musician-proves-it\/","title":{"rendered":"Film: World’s Most Boring Musician Proves It"},"content":{"rendered":"
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I’ve always said that the world’s most boring musician is John Mayer and now the accommodating fellow has gone and proven my point.\u00a0 He’s made a film about his average day during a tour.\u00a0 From the looks of this film he could be attending a corporate seminar to give a PowerPoint presentation.\u00a0 Shiny hotel fixtures and breakfast buffets laid out in one’s room certainly must go far toward making exciting music.\u00a0 And look!\u00a0 Sneakers!\u00a0 He’s wearing sneakers!\u00a0 How charmingly boyish.\u00a0 And he finishes the film with ‘Fin.’\u00a0 Just like the French do!\u00a0 Gosh!\u00a0 Fin!\u00a0 And look at that audience of his!\u00a0 My goodness!\u00a0 They look like they’re at a Bed Bath & Beyond shopping for a new duvet cover.<\/p>\n

I think the best shot in the movie is the elevator man opening the doors and ushering Mr. Mayor out into the lobby.\u00a0 But John Mayer should stay in the elevator.\u00a0 And play there.<\/p>\n

Every once in a while I like to post something I hate.\u00a0 It keeps things real.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’ve always said that the world’s most boring musician is John Mayer and now the accommodating fellow has gone and proven my point.\u00a0 He’s made a film about his average day during a tour.\u00a0 From the looks of this film he could be attending a corporate seminar to give a PowerPoint presentation.\u00a0 Shiny hotel fixtures […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,122],"tags":[907,1107],"class_list":["post-4480","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movies","category-music","tag-black-white","tag-tour"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t