{"id":2933,"date":"2009-11-25T20:29:40","date_gmt":"2009-11-26T03:29:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.candlelightstories.com\/?p=2933"},"modified":"2009-11-25T20:29:40","modified_gmt":"2009-11-26T03:29:40","slug":"zombies-overrun-washington-d-c","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/candlelightstories.com\/Blog\/2009\/11\/25\/zombies-overrun-washington-d-c\/","title":{"rendered":"Zombies Overrun Washington, D.C."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.class3outbreak.com\/zombie-outbreak-simulator\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-2934\" title=\"ZombieOutbreak\" src=\"\/\/www.candlelightstories.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/ZombieOutbreak.jpg\" alt=\"ZombieOutbreak\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/candlelightstories.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/ZombieOutbreak.jpg 400w, https:\/\/candlelightstories.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/ZombieOutbreak-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a>I knew this would happen.\u00a0 I was right all along and I&#8217;m prepared.\u00a0 For years, I&#8217;ve told anyone who would listen that eventually the zombies would completely overwhelm our defenses and take over.\u00a0 Well, they are apparently <strong><em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.class3outbreak.com\/zombie-outbreak-simulator\/\">running rampant through the streets of Washington, D.C.<\/a><\/em><\/strong> this very minute.\u00a0 I&#8217;ll be alright though.\u00a0 I saw it coming and have barricaded myself inside the office.\u00a0 I&#8217;ll stay here over the Thanksgiving holiday since the tables have obviously been completely turned and we are all about to become the main course at a zombie feast.<\/p>\n<p>The windows are boarded over and I have enough water to hold on for at least three weeks.\u00a0 Thank goodness for these kind computer programmers who are somehow tracking the movements of the zombies as this infection spreads unchecked just the other side of my own door.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I knew this would happen.\u00a0 I was right all along and I&#8217;m prepared.\u00a0 For years, I&#8217;ve told anyone who would listen that eventually the zombies would completely overwhelm our defenses and take over.\u00a0 Well, they are apparently running rampant through the streets of Washington, D.C. this very minute.\u00a0 I&#8217;ll be alright though.\u00a0 I saw it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,11],"tags":[2477,190],"class_list":["post-2933","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-games","category-horror","tag-horror","tag-zombie"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/candlelightstories.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2933","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/candlelightstories.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/candlelightstories.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/candlelightstories.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/candlelightstories.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2933"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/candlelightstories.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2933\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2937,"href":"https:\/\/candlelightstories.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2933\/revisions\/2937"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/candlelightstories.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2933"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/candlelightstories.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2933"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/candlelightstories.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2933"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}