{"id":2397,"date":"2009-09-05T11:09:37","date_gmt":"2009-09-05T18:09:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.candlelightstories.com\/?p=2397"},"modified":"2009-09-05T11:14:11","modified_gmt":"2009-09-05T18:14:11","slug":"bob-dylan-drives-a-big-stinky-suv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/candlelightstories.com\/Blog\/2009\/09\/05\/bob-dylan-drives-a-big-stinky-suv\/","title":{"rendered":"Bob Dylan Drives a Big Stinky SUV"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"youtube-video\"><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/Sxlgjhb9x6M&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/Sxlgjhb9x6M&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;\" wmode=\"transparent\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/div>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t realize that <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Bob_Dylan\"><em>Bob Dylan<\/em><\/a> meant his exhaust fumes were blowin&#8217; in the wind.  Check out this ridiculous Cadillac commercial featuring a leather-fetishist ersatz-cowboy <a href=\"http:\/\/dailydoseofdylan.tumblr.com\/\">Bob Dylan<\/a> driving a huge honking stinky earth-eating <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Cadillac_Escalade\"><em>Cadillac Escalade<\/em><\/a> right through the big red heart of America.  Sometimes a guy does something so damned dumb that you just have to say a few words about it.  Look, if you need ten bucks for a cab ride, Mr. Dylan, come on over to the house and I&#8217;ll give it to you.  Get out of the bloody Escalade and drop the silly cowboy costume.  Escalades are for short people who can&#8217;t read.<\/p>\n<p>Honestly, I really can&#8217;t stand finding out how dumb famous people are.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I didn&#8217;t realize that Bob Dylan meant his exhaust fumes were blowin&#8217; in the wind. Check out this ridiculous Cadillac commercial featuring a leather-fetishist ersatz-cowboy Bob Dylan driving a huge honking stinky earth-eating Cadillac Escalade right through the big red heart of America. Sometimes a guy does something so damned dumb that you just have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[122,163],"tags":[496,346,106],"class_list":["post-2397","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music","category-opinion","tag-bob-dylan","tag-cowboy","tag-global-warming"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/candlelightstories.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2397","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/candlelightstories.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/candlelightstories.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/candlelightstories.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/candlelightstories.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2397"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/candlelightstories.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2397\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2399,"href":"https:\/\/candlelightstories.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2397\/revisions\/2399"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/candlelightstories.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2397"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/candlelightstories.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2397"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/candlelightstories.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2397"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}