By RG Johnson<\/p>\n
THERE’S A MOOSE LOOSE IN THE CABOOSE
\nON A TRAIN THAT IS FILLED WITH PRUNE JUICE<\/p>\n
IN A VOICE OF DESPAIR “HOW’D A MOOSE GET IN THERE?”
\nSAID THE CONDUCTOR WHOSE NAME TAG READ BRUCE<\/p>\n
THERE’S A MOOSE LOOSE IN THE CABOOSE
\nAS THE TRAIN ROLLS ALONG THROUGH THE SPRUCE<\/p>\n
THE CONDUCTOR DID SHOUT “I CAN’T GET THE MOOSE OUT”
\nGIVING UP HE CRIED “OH WHAT’S THE USE?”<\/p>\n
THERE’S A MOOSE LOOSE IN THE CABOOSE
\nDRINKING GALLONS AND GALLONS OF JUICE<\/p>\n
THE CONDUCTOR WAS ILL AS THE MOOSE DRANK ITS FILL
\nFOR HE KNEW WELL WHAT THAT MIGHT INDUCE<\/p>\n
NOW THERE’S A “LOOSE” MOOSE IN THE CABOOSE
\nAND I GATHER IT’S RATHER PROFUSE<\/p>\n
THE CONDUCTOR AGHAST, KNEW HE HAD TO ACT FAST
\nOR HIS NECK WOULD SURE BE IN A NOOSE<\/p>\n
IT DIDN’T TAKE LONG TO DEDUCE WHAT A THOUSAND POUND MOOSE COULD PRODUCE
\nSO THEY UNHITCHED THE CAR – SENT THE LOOSE MOOSE AFAR<\/p>\n
IT WAS BEST IF THEY JUST CALLED A TRUCE<\/p>\n
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<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n “There’s a Moose Loose in the Caboose<\/em>” Copyright \u00a9 2009 by RG Johnson, All Rights Reserved<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" By RG Johnson THERE’S A MOOSE LOOSE IN THE CABOOSE ON A TRAIN THAT IS FILLED WITH PRUNE JUICE IN A VOICE OF DESPAIR “HOW’D A MOOSE GET IN THERE?” SAID THE CONDUCTOR WHOSE NAME TAG READ BRUCE<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[77],"tags":[223,69],"class_list":["post-1965","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-childrens-stories","tag-childrens-story","tag-kids"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t