By RG Johnson<\/p>\n
THERE’S A MOOSE LOOSE IN THE CABOOSE
\nON A TRAIN THAT IS FILLED WITH PRUNE JUICE<\/p>\n
IN A VOICE OF DESPAIR “HOW’D A MOOSE GET IN THERE?”
\nSAID THE CONDUCTOR WHOSE NAME TAG READ BRUCE<\/p>\n
THERE’S A MOOSE LOOSE IN THE CABOOSE
\nAS THE TRAIN ROLLS ALONG THROUGH THE SPRUCE<\/p>\n
THE CONDUCTOR DID SHOUT “I CAN’T GET THE MOOSE OUT”
\nGIVING UP HE CRIED “OH WHAT’S THE USE?”<\/p>\n
THERE’S A MOOSE LOOSE IN THE CABOOSE
\nDRINKING GALLONS AND GALLONS OF JUICE<\/p>\n
THE CONDUCTOR WAS ILL AS THE MOOSE DRANK ITS FILL
\nFOR HE KNEW WELL WHAT THAT MIGHT INDUCE<\/p>\n
NOW THERE’S A “LOOSE” MOOSE IN THE CABOOSE
\nAND I GATHER IT’S RATHER PROFUSE<\/p>\n
THE CONDUCTOR AGHAST, KNEW HE HAD TO ACT FAST
\nOR HIS NECK WOULD SURE BE IN A NOOSE<\/p>\n
IT DIDN’T TAKE LONG TO DEDUCE WHAT A THOUSAND POUND MOOSE COULD PRODUCE
\nSO THEY UNHITCHED THE CAR – SENT THE LOOSE MOOSE AFAR<\/p>\n
IT WAS BEST IF THEY JUST CALLED A TRUCE<\/p>\n
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