{"id":1904,"date":"2009-06-12T11:24:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-12T18:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.candlelightstories.com\/2009\/06\/12\/film-story-about-4-inch-alien-in-pakistan-is-sheer-genius\/"},"modified":"2009-06-12T11:45:27","modified_gmt":"2009-06-12T18:45:27","slug":"film-story-about-4-inch-alien-in-pakistan-is-sheer-genius","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/candlelightstories.com\/Blog\/2009\/06\/12\/film-story-about-4-inch-alien-in-pakistan-is-sheer-genius\/","title":{"rendered":"Film: Story About 4-Inch Alien in Pakistan is Sheer Genius"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Whether this video news report is real or fake, whether the story is made up or not, it is sheer genius.  It is a remarkable modern day fairy tale that expresses almost everything you need to know about our questionable human condition. While repairing an old house somewhere in Pakistan recently, some children found a tiny alien woman walking around.  These well-adjusted children immediately understood this tiny creature to be a terrible threat, so they stoned it until it fell down and remained motionless.  Then they put her in a bottle for a while and eventually threw her onto some very hot bricks.  Following this brutalization of a 4-inch female, flocks of onlookers arrived, at which point the locals decided to bury the dead alien in a hole in order to protect the community from hysteria.<\/p>\n

Well, I don’t think the tiny aliens will be interested in returning to Pakistan, that’s for sure.  But they can certainly come to Los Angeles where they will be warmly welcomed and given tiny outfits from Giorgio Armani.<\/p>\n

I heard about this via Xeni at BoingBoing.net<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Whether this video news report is real or fake, whether the story is made up or not, it is sheer genius.  It is a remarkable modern day fairy tale that expresses almost everything you need to know about our questionable human condition. While repairing an old house somewhere in Pakistan recently, some children found a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[138,4],"tags":[477,476],"class_list":["post-1904","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amazing-things","category-movies","tag-alien","tag-pakistan"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t