{"id":1904,"date":"2009-06-12T11:24:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-12T18:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.candlelightstories.com\/2009\/06\/12\/film-story-about-4-inch-alien-in-pakistan-is-sheer-genius\/"},"modified":"2009-06-12T11:45:27","modified_gmt":"2009-06-12T18:45:27","slug":"film-story-about-4-inch-alien-in-pakistan-is-sheer-genius","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/candlelightstories.com\/Blog\/2009\/06\/12\/film-story-about-4-inch-alien-in-pakistan-is-sheer-genius\/","title":{"rendered":"Film: Story About 4-Inch Alien in Pakistan is Sheer Genius"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"youtube-video\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"355\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/tOCbw9sNAd4\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/tOCbw9sNAd4\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"355\"><\/embed><\/object><\/div>\n<p>Whether this video news report is real or fake, whether the story is made up or not, it is sheer genius.&nbsp; It is a remarkable modern day fairy tale that expresses almost everything you need to know about our questionable human condition. While repairing an old house somewhere in Pakistan recently, some children found a tiny alien woman walking around.&nbsp; These well-adjusted children immediately understood this tiny creature to be a terrible threat, so they stoned it until it fell down and remained motionless.&nbsp; Then they put her in a bottle for a while and eventually threw her onto some very hot bricks.&nbsp; Following this brutalization of a 4-inch female, flocks of onlookers arrived, at which point the locals decided to bury the dead alien in a hole in order to protect the community from hysteria.<\/p>\n<p>Well, I don&#8217;t think the tiny aliens will be interested in returning to Pakistan, that&#8217;s for sure.&nbsp; But they can certainly come to Los Angeles where they will be warmly welcomed and given tiny outfits from Giorgio Armani.<\/p>\n<p><i>I heard about this via Xeni at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/2009\/06\/12\/tiny-alien-terrorize.html\">BoingBoing.net<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whether this video news report is real or fake, whether the story is made up or not, it is sheer genius.&nbsp; It is a remarkable modern day fairy tale that expresses almost everything you need to know about our questionable human condition. While repairing an old house somewhere in Pakistan recently, some children found a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[138,4],"tags":[477,476],"class_list":["post-1904","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amazing-things","category-movies","tag-alien","tag-pakistan"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/candlelightstories.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1904","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/candlelightstories.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/candlelightstories.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/candlelightstories.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/candlelightstories.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1904"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/candlelightstories.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1904\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1905,"href":"https:\/\/candlelightstories.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1904\/revisions\/1905"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/candlelightstories.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1904"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/candlelightstories.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1904"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/candlelightstories.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1904"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}