{"id":10660,"date":"2013-11-27T14:06:13","date_gmt":"2013-11-27T22:06:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.candlelightstories.com\/?p=10660"},"modified":"2013-11-27T14:06:13","modified_gmt":"2013-11-27T22:06:13","slug":"please-beware-the-deadly-hipsters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/candlelightstories.com\/Blog\/2013\/11\/27\/please-beware-the-deadly-hipsters\/","title":{"rendered":"Please Beware the Deadly Hipsters"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.candlelightstories.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Hipsters.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/\/www.candlelightstories.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Hipsters.jpg\" alt=\"Hipsters\" width=100% size-full wp-image-10661\" srcset=\"https:\/\/candlelightstories.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Hipsters.jpg 650w, https:\/\/candlelightstories.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Hipsters-300x205.jpg 300w, https:\/\/candlelightstories.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Hipsters-580x397.jpg 580w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Take heed parents! 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